Okay, so here’s what I keep tripping over—TikTok at midnight, phone about to die, and there’s another influencer “haul” promising some magical discount. I can’t help but notice: people aren’t just burning cash for the hype anymore (or, I dunno, free shipping that’s never really free). It’s like this weird obsession with squeezing out every […]
They ditched the usual points and discount codes—just yanked them, honestly, like that time I bought a white shirt and, yeah, spilled coffee on it before I even left the house. Now it’s all private invites and “surprise” perks, everything stamped with this whispery “exclusive” label, though I don’t think anyone’s asking what that’s supposed […]
I mean, do people seriously think dropping $900 on a giant logo means anything? I’ve watched that stitching unravel before the leaves change, and honestly, it’s kind of hilarious. Meanwhile, the folks who really know what’s up—editors, tailors, those cryptic buyers at sample sales—are all quietly texting each other about brands you’ve never seen on […]
Okay, so—lately, every grocery run feels like wandering through a minimalist art exhibit. Did all the holographic cereal boxes get banned overnight? I swear, last year it was neon unicorns everywhere. Now it’s like, “Here’s your beans. They’re in a beige bag. Deal with it.” And apparently, it’s not just my neighborhood store being weird. […]